1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:06,003 --> 00:00:08,166 Don't do it. Seriously, you're gonna break your hand. 3 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:10,520 I can do this. 4 00:00:10,521 --> 00:00:12,350 [Exhales] 5 00:00:12,351 --> 00:00:13,626 [Winces] 6 00:00:13,627 --> 00:00:16,966 Dude... your Nana makes one tough fruitcake. 7 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:19,034 How does your family eat that? 8 00:00:19,035 --> 00:00:20,970 We don't. 9 00:00:20,971 --> 00:00:23,251 [Straining] 10 00:00:23,975 --> 00:00:26,330 My dad wedged last year's behind the wheel of our camper 11 00:00:26,331 --> 00:00:30,651 so it wouldn't roll down the driveway. 12 00:00:32,382 --> 00:00:34,517 [Clangs loudly] 13 00:00:34,518 --> 00:00:38,670 Kim, you sure we shouldn't ask Rudy to help us decorate the dojo window for Christmas? 14 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:41,127 Yeah, trust me. He doesn't really have an eye for it. 15 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:44,668 [Chuckling] Look what I did. 16 00:00:44,714 --> 00:00:48,385 I made this beautiful festive wreath out of our toilet seat. 17 00:00:48,386 --> 00:00:50,554 - See what I mean? - Mm hmm. 18 00:00:50,555 --> 00:00:51,590 [Front door opens] 19 00:00:51,591 --> 00:00:52,996 - Joan: Come on. - Jerry: [Groans] 20 00:00:52,997 --> 00:00:54,593 Get in here. 21 00:00:54,594 --> 00:00:56,562 [Chuckles] 22 00:00:56,563 --> 00:00:58,874 Tell them what you did, you. 23 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,323 I accidentally used my dad's pressure washer to get rid 24 00:01:01,324 --> 00:01:04,997 of the line of people in front of the electronics store. 25 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,231 He blew some nerd right out of his loafers. 26 00:01:08,232 --> 00:01:09,029 [Chuckles] 27 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:11,010 Nerds. 28 00:01:12,317 --> 00:01:14,162 So, did you get the Road Demon or not? 29 00:01:14,163 --> 00:01:16,722 - No. They didn't have any left. - [Sighs] 30 00:01:16,723 --> 00:01:18,624 What exactly is a "Road Demon"? 31 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:20,929 Only the hottest Christmas present this year. 32 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:25,466 It's a high-tech, remote-controlled, futuristic combat tank. 33 00:01:25,467 --> 00:01:27,503 I'm telling you, I want one so bad, 34 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,006 Christmas isn't gonna be Christmas if I don't get a Road Demon. 35 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,608 Dude, if I wake up and there's not one under my tree... 36 00:01:32,609 --> 00:01:33,420 [Chuckles] 37 00:01:33,421 --> 00:01:35,679 - It's gonna be on. - I know, I asked my parents... 38 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,246 [Overlapping dialogue] 39 00:01:37,247 --> 00:01:38,412 Guys. 40 00:01:38,413 --> 00:01:42,555 Guys, Christmas isn't about getting a remote-controlled Road Demon. 41 00:01:42,556 --> 00:01:44,040 He's right. 42 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,867 It's also about getting a pony! 43 00:01:45,868 --> 00:01:47,347 - Ooh! - Yee haw! 44 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:49,729 No, guys. Guys, guys! 45 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,732 Christmas isn't about getting things. 46 00:01:51,733 --> 00:01:53,952 All right, it's about being filled with the spirit. 47 00:01:53,953 --> 00:01:55,359 Yeah, that's right, Rudy. 48 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,459 I mean, me and Eddie got here early to decorate the dojo window. 49 00:01:58,460 --> 00:02:00,166 Because we got the spirit. 50 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:04,400 I got the holly-jollies, and I got 'em bad. 51 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:07,577 All right. The three of you are coming with me. 52 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:13,478 I'm gonna teach you a lesson about the true spirit of Christmas. 53 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,597 - Ewe! - What?! 54 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:20,488 [Groans] 55 00:02:20,489 --> 00:02:22,601 It's the mistletoe Rudy made last year. 56 00:02:22,602 --> 00:02:23,984 What's wrong with it? 57 00:02:23,985 --> 00:02:29,742 He just put ribbon around some hair he found in a shower drain. 58 00:02:29,743 --> 00:02:35,318 If it gets a girl to kiss me, I don't care what it is. 59 00:02:35,319 --> 00:02:37,659 Oh, ladies! 60 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,141 [Rock music playing] 61 00:02:40,142 --> 00:02:41,146 - Don't... - Don't... 62 00:02:41,147 --> 00:02:42,127 - You... - You... 63 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:43,386 Get all tough with me! 64 00:02:43,387 --> 00:02:44,133 I'm saying... 65 00:02:44,134 --> 00:02:45,142 - Won't... - Won't... 66 00:02:45,143 --> 00:02:46,069 - You... - You... 67 00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:47,490 Come kick it with me? 68 00:02:47,491 --> 00:02:49,759 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 69 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,661 That's just how we do. 70 00:02:51,662 --> 00:02:56,830 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 71 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:58,855 Here we go, let's start the party! 72 00:02:58,856 --> 00:03:00,405 Chop it up like it's karate. 73 00:03:00,406 --> 00:03:01,774 Everybody! 74 00:03:01,775 --> 00:03:03,060 - Don't... - Don't... 75 00:03:03,061 --> 00:03:04,077 - You... - You... 76 00:03:04,078 --> 00:03:05,297 Get all tough with me! 77 00:03:05,298 --> 00:03:06,033 I'm saying... 78 00:03:06,034 --> 00:03:07,072 - Won't... - Won't... 79 00:03:07,073 --> 00:03:07,982 - You... - You... 80 00:03:07,983 --> 00:03:09,445 Come kick it with me? 81 00:03:09,446 --> 00:03:12,002 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 82 00:03:12,003 --> 00:03:13,733 That's just how we do. 83 00:03:13,734 --> 00:03:19,634 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 84 00:03:22,062 --> 00:03:24,445 Santa's Village raises money for needy kids. 85 00:03:24,446 --> 00:03:27,749 And volunteering is a great way for you to get in touch with the Christmas spirit. 86 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,149 Oh. I'm all for volunteering, Rudy. 87 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:33,270 How much does it pay? 88 00:03:33,854 --> 00:03:34,822 [Gasps] 89 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:35,623 Dude, dude, dude! 90 00:03:35,624 --> 00:03:37,329 - Whoa. - It's a Road Demon. 91 00:03:37,330 --> 00:03:38,637 No way. 92 00:03:38,638 --> 00:03:42,190 - Oh. - [Road demon powers up] 93 00:03:42,191 --> 00:03:44,997 Excuse me. That's for needy children. 94 00:03:44,998 --> 00:03:46,836 Oh, that works out. Because I needy this. 95 00:03:46,837 --> 00:03:48,600 Uh, no, no. 96 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:53,635 Um, Mr. Elf, I've got three boys here who would love to volunteer. 97 00:03:53,636 --> 00:03:56,229 Oh, that is really nice. 98 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,744 But we don't need any more help. [Chuckles] 99 00:03:58,745 --> 00:04:00,846 Just donate to the charity. 100 00:04:00,847 --> 00:04:03,127 Thank you. 101 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:06,680 How could you not need any more volunteers? 102 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:09,223 Can I speak to someone in upper management? 103 00:04:09,224 --> 00:04:12,824 Perhaps the sugar plum fairy? 104 00:04:13,155 --> 00:04:14,791 Now, listen. I told you guys once... 105 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,707 - Hold on there, Tinsel. - Yeah. 106 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:20,605 We can always find room for some boys who are willing to volunteer. 107 00:04:20,606 --> 00:04:23,666 In your face, tinkle. 108 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,980 Come on, guys. 109 00:04:28,564 --> 00:04:32,509 Mm-hmm. Take a knee, short stuff. Police business. 110 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:36,590 I'd like a word with you, Kringle. 111 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,874 When I was in second grade... 112 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:42,020 All I wanted was a Betty Ballerina Doll. 113 00:04:42,021 --> 00:04:47,421 Instead, all you brought me was a set of drill bits. 114 00:04:48,174 --> 00:04:50,153 I was seven! 115 00:04:50,154 --> 00:04:51,169 [Chuckles] 116 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:53,807 You realize I'm not the real Santa. 117 00:04:53,808 --> 00:04:56,356 I'm... I'm just one of his helpers. 118 00:04:56,357 --> 00:04:58,429 I don't care who you are, jolly cheeks. 119 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:02,030 You're getting me that doll. 120 00:05:04,957 --> 00:05:06,924 Look, we've been over this for an hour. 121 00:05:06,925 --> 00:05:09,928 I don't like your window decorating idea and you don't like mine. 122 00:05:09,929 --> 00:05:13,605 That's because your snowman idea is played out. 123 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:16,285 Yeah. It's not like your red-nosed reindeer idea. 124 00:05:16,286 --> 00:05:18,806 That's fresh. 125 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:21,727 You know what? 126 00:05:21,728 --> 00:05:25,317 If you don't appreciate my talents... 127 00:05:25,318 --> 00:05:26,886 Maybe I'll take them somewhere else. 128 00:05:26,887 --> 00:05:29,767 - Fine! - Buh-bye! 129 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,082 Oh, hey, Kim. 130 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:37,919 I have the Christmas spirit all up inside of me. 131 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,236 Phil, look. With my help, you'll have the greatest Christmas display in the Mall. 132 00:05:42,237 --> 00:05:46,857 And I have an awesome idea based around... 133 00:05:47,374 --> 00:05:48,981 - This guy. - [Gasps] 134 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:52,796 Oh no! It is the dreaded three-balled Hachmaki Sand Monster! 135 00:05:52,797 --> 00:05:55,677 Get away! [Yelling] 136 00:05:57,245 --> 00:06:00,260 Phil: Oh no! Not again! 137 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:02,221 Not again! 138 00:06:02,222 --> 00:06:05,042 [Yelling continues] 139 00:06:09,330 --> 00:06:11,043 Your friend's on gift wrap duty. 140 00:06:11,044 --> 00:06:13,266 You two are working the snowball toss. 141 00:06:13,267 --> 00:06:16,003 You give the kids a snowball, they toss it through the wreath, 142 00:06:16,004 --> 00:06:18,385 and then you give them a candy cane. 143 00:06:18,386 --> 00:06:21,242 - What if they miss? - You give them a candy cane. 144 00:06:21,243 --> 00:06:23,804 - Wait, doesn't that mean... - Ball, wreath, cane. 145 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:26,205 Yeah? Great. 146 00:06:27,522 --> 00:06:30,094 Hey, maybe Rudy was right. You know, I'm glad we're doing this. 147 00:06:30,095 --> 00:06:32,015 Yeah. 148 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,589 Throw a snowball through the wreath, you get a free candy cane. 149 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:39,491 I don't want a dumb candy cane. 150 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:42,252 I want a Panini. 151 00:06:42,829 --> 00:06:44,629 Oh. 152 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,665 Hey! 153 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:48,300 - Hey! - Aah! 154 00:06:48,301 --> 00:06:50,821 [Mouths words] 155 00:06:50,893 --> 00:06:52,757 Oh, no, no, no, no, hon. 156 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:55,818 Mm. Let me show you. 157 00:07:01,313 --> 00:07:03,473 [Exhales] 158 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:09,183 Remember... be bold, and your fold will hold. 159 00:07:11,123 --> 00:07:12,057 [Sighs] 160 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:15,718 I'm gonna go get more paper. 161 00:07:23,336 --> 00:07:26,171 Aah. What were you doing in there? 162 00:07:26,172 --> 00:07:29,374 The sign says Elves only. I'm an Elf. You're not. 163 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:32,405 Technically, you're not so much an Elf as you are a troll. 164 00:07:32,406 --> 00:07:35,246 - You see, in Christmas legend... - Give that to me! 165 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:39,535 The paper in the gingerbread house isn't yours. 166 00:07:39,536 --> 00:07:41,748 I can get you more paper. [Laughs] 167 00:07:41,749 --> 00:07:44,777 Why don't you just go back to your station. 168 00:07:44,778 --> 00:07:46,625 Looks like your friend is in a little trouble. 169 00:07:46,626 --> 00:07:48,426 Hi. 170 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:50,892 Oh, Lois. What did you do? 171 00:07:50,893 --> 00:07:56,533 I told you you weren't ready for the double-sided tape. 172 00:07:59,238 --> 00:08:01,934 [Sighs] Phil, did you get those lights untangled yet? 173 00:08:01,935 --> 00:08:03,133 Phil: No. 174 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:06,794 And I think I made it worse. 175 00:08:10,382 --> 00:08:12,450 Phil, come on. You gotta take this seriously. 176 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,419 We're trying to make my vision come to life. 177 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:17,422 But I thought we were just going to do a small traditional Hachmaki... 178 00:08:17,423 --> 00:08:19,290 Change of plans. 179 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,051 We're going big. 180 00:08:22,295 --> 00:08:24,262 What's that smell? 181 00:08:24,263 --> 00:08:26,814 Smell? I don't smell anything. I... oh. [Sniffs] 182 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:29,718 Wait, wait, wait. Yes. Now I'm getting it. 183 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:32,045 Yeah, it's me. I'm cooking. 184 00:08:32,046 --> 00:08:33,691 Oh! I'm cooking! 185 00:08:33,692 --> 00:08:35,732 [Yelps] 186 00:08:37,574 --> 00:08:40,490 Look at these supplies I got from my Nana. 187 00:08:40,491 --> 00:08:43,731 Pipe cleaners, glitter... 188 00:08:43,851 --> 00:08:45,416 Glue sticks. 189 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:47,205 The sky's the limit, baby. 190 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:48,899 [Truck backing up] 191 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:52,260 Oh. Here are my supplies. 192 00:08:55,359 --> 00:08:56,426 Yup. 193 00:08:56,427 --> 00:08:59,700 60 feet of fiber-optic garland, three voice-activated reindeer, 194 00:08:59,701 --> 00:09:02,925 and 30,000 watts of dancing lights controlled by a computerized motherboard. 195 00:09:02,926 --> 00:09:05,806 Boom! I said boom. 196 00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:10,924 Have fun with your pipe cleaners. 197 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,385 I need help. 198 00:09:15,345 --> 00:09:17,346 Hey, guys. How was volunteering? 199 00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:19,682 It's cool knowing that you're helping to make a difference. 200 00:09:19,683 --> 00:09:24,420 Well, I'm proud of you guys. You're finally getting the spirit of Christmas. 201 00:09:24,421 --> 00:09:25,758 Joan: Oh! 202 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:28,224 All right, everybody, the whole Mall is on lock down. 203 00:09:28,225 --> 00:09:29,647 High alert! Code green! 204 00:09:29,648 --> 00:09:31,786 [Imitates siren] 205 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:33,433 Joan... 206 00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:34,901 What's going on? 207 00:09:34,902 --> 00:09:37,299 Somebody stole Christmas is what's going on. 208 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:40,381 A bag of presents was taken from Santa's Village. 209 00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:42,730 What? On Christmas Eve? 210 00:09:42,731 --> 00:09:44,804 Those presents were for needy kids. 211 00:09:44,805 --> 00:09:49,545 Who would do such a... [road demon whirring] 212 00:10:05,628 --> 00:10:07,395 I can't believe you guys. 213 00:10:07,396 --> 00:10:09,696 Rudy, I know how this looks, but it wasn't us. 214 00:10:09,697 --> 00:10:11,775 I'll tell you exactly how it looks. 215 00:10:11,776 --> 00:10:14,528 It looks like you're the kids that stole Christmas. 216 00:10:14,529 --> 00:10:17,185 And according to code 1645... 217 00:10:17,186 --> 00:10:21,213 If you're caught stealing from this Mall, you're banned. 218 00:10:21,214 --> 00:10:22,710 All: What? 219 00:10:22,711 --> 00:10:26,931 You heard me. You three are banned from this Mall. 220 00:10:26,932 --> 00:10:30,472 And that includes this dojo. 221 00:10:32,288 --> 00:10:35,228 Oh, Merry Christmas. 222 00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:48,522 Come on, Joan. You don't believe for a second we stole those toys. 223 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,558 Have these delinquents clear their stuff out of the dojo. 224 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:53,413 [Whimpers] 225 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:57,664 And while this hurts me, because, oh... 226 00:10:57,665 --> 00:11:01,156 I am going to miss you. [Crying] 227 00:11:01,157 --> 00:11:04,775 If you ever set foot on these premises... 228 00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:09,370 I will handcuff you to a water pipe and use my nightstick to... 229 00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:12,851 I think they get it, Joan. 230 00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:20,552 You know what this means. 231 00:11:20,553 --> 00:11:22,153 No more dojo. 232 00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:24,622 I hope it was worth it for some dumb toy. 233 00:11:24,623 --> 00:11:26,825 Rudy, I can't believe you'd say that. 234 00:11:26,826 --> 00:11:29,527 It's not a dumb toy. 235 00:11:29,528 --> 00:11:32,348 It's a lifestyle. 236 00:11:33,733 --> 00:11:37,033 Hey, where's the remote? 237 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:43,097 Hang on, if there's no remote, then how did the Road Demon start up in our locker? 238 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:47,433 Somebody must have used it from outside the dojo right when Joan walked in. 239 00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:49,704 Guy, we were set up. 240 00:11:49,705 --> 00:11:51,617 And I bet I know who it was. 241 00:11:51,618 --> 00:11:53,958 Panini boy! 242 00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:57,514 Well, maybe it was Tinsel. 243 00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:58,417 Why him? 244 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,668 I don't know, he's been acting really weird. 245 00:12:00,669 --> 00:12:04,249 Like, I went to get some wrapping paper from the gingerbread house. 246 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,567 He grabbed it away from me like it was gold. 247 00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:07,434 Well, that's it. 248 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,318 We gotta get inside that gingerbread house and 249 00:12:09,319 --> 00:12:11,538 find out what's so special about that paper. 250 00:12:11,539 --> 00:12:12,639 - Yeah. - Yeah. 251 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,408 And I know how we can do it. 252 00:12:14,409 --> 00:12:16,350 We can zip line down from the roof of the Mall, 253 00:12:16,351 --> 00:12:18,978 land behind the house, and eat our way through the back walls. 254 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:23,119 Or we could go in through the door. 255 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,873 Who threw that? 256 00:12:26,874 --> 00:12:29,556 I said who threw... 257 00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:30,724 [Spitting] 258 00:12:30,725 --> 00:12:34,505 [Spaghetti western music playing] 259 00:12:41,013 --> 00:12:43,703 There's only one authorized Santa Claus in this Mall. 260 00:12:43,704 --> 00:12:45,550 Let me see your badges. 261 00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:47,591 Badges? 262 00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:50,008 Badges? 263 00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:53,969 We don't need no stinking badges. 264 00:12:58,066 --> 00:13:00,646 Snowball fight! 265 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,252 [Yelling, grunting] 266 00:13:11,818 --> 00:13:14,518 [Blows raspberry] 267 00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:20,640 I think it's clear. 268 00:13:20,641 --> 00:13:22,921 Not clear. 269 00:13:27,011 --> 00:13:29,656 Three, two, one... 270 00:13:29,657 --> 00:13:31,760 It's magic time, Bobby. 271 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:33,981 Ho, ho... 272 00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:36,051 Ho. 273 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,658 Dashing through the snow. 274 00:13:38,659 --> 00:13:40,594 Giving nods and winks. 275 00:13:40,595 --> 00:13:42,562 Look at Kim's window. 276 00:13:42,563 --> 00:13:44,051 Man, it really stinks. 277 00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:45,499 Both: ha ha ha... 278 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,184 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! 279 00:13:48,185 --> 00:13:52,063 Kim Crawford entertainment is proud to present... 280 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:55,904 "Walking in a window wonderland". 281 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:01,683 Free gingerbread cookies for everyone! 282 00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:04,324 [Crowd cheering] 283 00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:10,187 That's it. Time to take it to the next level. 284 00:14:10,188 --> 00:14:12,061 Ho, ho... 285 00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:13,336 Ho! 286 00:14:13,337 --> 00:14:15,454 Ho, ho, ho. 287 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,533 Ha ha ha ha. 288 00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:18,734 Ho, ho, ho. 289 00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:22,035 Is that all you've got? 290 00:14:28,946 --> 00:14:32,486 Oh... ho, ho, ho. [Whimpers] 291 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,438 Ho, ho... [yelps] 292 00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,462 Whoa! [Electricity shorting] 293 00:14:43,463 --> 00:14:45,803 Bobby: Aah! 294 00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:47,156 [Grunts] 295 00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,589 - Oh, look what you did. - Oh, what I did? 296 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,530 [Overlapping arguing] 297 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,542 Oh. Look. 298 00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:00,389 A big cookie. 299 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:03,690 I want you in my tummy. 300 00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:06,235 What? Ow! Ow! 301 00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:09,421 Stop eating me, Santa. 302 00:15:11,456 --> 00:15:14,650 And the Kung Pao chicken will do it. 303 00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:19,691 Oh, uh, one more thing, is Fong working tonight? 304 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,434 No reason. 305 00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:24,955 Oh. [Chuckles] 306 00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:27,480 - Jerry: Joan! - Oh! 307 00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:29,176 Oh no, you're back. 308 00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,065 Oh no, take it easy. I don't want any trouble. 309 00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:33,722 There's a turkey sandwich in my purse. Just take it. Just take it! 310 00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:35,712 Joan, Joan. We're not here to rob you. 311 00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:37,158 - Oh. - Jerry: Yo, check this out. 312 00:15:37,159 --> 00:15:39,920 There's rolls and rolls of this in the gingerbread house. 313 00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:41,793 - It's just wrapping paper. - Oh, no it's not. 314 00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:44,094 It's got fake money printed on it. 315 00:15:44,095 --> 00:15:47,205 Oh. I had a roll of toilet paper like this once. 316 00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:51,528 Dad came over for chili night and blew through 100 grand. [Chuckles] 317 00:15:51,529 --> 00:15:54,984 We think Tinsel's been removing the real money from the holiday donation tower 318 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:57,087 and replacing it with this counterfeit money. 319 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,260 Wait a minute. 320 00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:03,103 You think he'd have the guts to do that right under my nose? [Chuckles] 321 00:16:03,104 --> 00:16:05,644 Lots of things have happened under your nose. 322 00:16:05,645 --> 00:16:08,233 You lost the ATM machine to The Easter Bunny. 323 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,506 The Thanksgiving day turkey took your scooter, 324 00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:14,650 - and those leprechauns made off with... - Okay, can we just go? 325 00:16:14,651 --> 00:16:17,301 The people in this town are so dumb. 326 00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:20,755 They're not gonna find out until tomorrow that no Christmas is coming. 327 00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:23,336 [Evil laughter] 328 00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:31,236 Uh... sorry, folks, Santa's Village is closed. [Chuckles] 329 00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:35,482 Evil Elves I get. 330 00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:38,369 But come on, dude. You're Santa Claus. 331 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:41,190 Get him! [Yelling] 332 00:16:41,346 --> 00:16:43,318 [Joan groans] Oh! 333 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,349 Officer down. 334 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,570 [Grunting] 335 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,078 [Laughing] 336 00:16:57,079 --> 00:16:59,299 [Grunting] 337 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,526 Aah! 338 00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,590 [Grunting] 339 00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:27,559 You're exactly what this tree needs. 340 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,960 More tinsel. 341 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,260 Ho, ho, ho. 342 00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,899 Bobby! 343 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,600 - Bobby! - Yeah. 344 00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:05,565 All right, take them away, fellas. 345 00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:08,386 Joan: Ooh. [Sighs] 346 00:18:08,469 --> 00:18:11,537 I never doubted you boys for one minute. 347 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:15,018 You deserve all the credit. 348 00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:17,376 Did Joan do it? 349 00:18:17,377 --> 00:18:21,046 No, no. Joan didn't see any of it coming. 350 00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:24,484 Not only did you save Christmas, you probably saved my job. 351 00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:27,006 Joan, Joan. It's okay. 352 00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:29,241 Do you want to come with us and get some hot chocolate? 353 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:33,088 Oh, no, no, no. You guys go ahead. I gotta write this up in a report. 354 00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:35,163 - Okay. Come on. - Woo. 355 00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,084 Okay. 356 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,180 Santa, Elves, naughty. 357 00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:44,148 Officer Joan... 358 00:18:44,403 --> 00:18:46,001 Saves... 359 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:48,222 Christmas. 360 00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:50,576 Hey, why's it dark? 361 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:52,670 In the spirit of competition, we accidentally blew 362 00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:56,107 the circuit panel out on this side of the Mall. 363 00:18:56,108 --> 00:18:58,388 No biggie. 364 00:18:58,752 --> 00:19:00,586 I feel bad. 365 00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:06,487 A lot of people came to the Mall to see the window displays, and we ruined it for 'em. 366 00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:11,199 Phil? Uh, what's all this? 367 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,598 Oh, Rudy. 368 00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:15,976 In Hachmakistan, we express our joy for the holiday season 369 00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:20,307 with the simple things that remind us of all that we are blessed with in our lives. 370 00:19:20,308 --> 00:19:21,542 It's beautiful. 371 00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,711 See. It's what I was trying to show you guys. 372 00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:27,058 This is what the spirit of Christmas is all about. 373 00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:28,957 You know what, Rudy? You're right. 374 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:33,381 It's not just about getting presents. It's about this. 375 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,026 Yeah. 376 00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:38,288 Eddie, how about next year we do a window together? 377 00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,286 Yeah, I'd like that. 378 00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:45,009 How about we just go with a small, simple Christmas Tree? 379 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,323 Or... 380 00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:48,904 Something else. 381 00:19:50,675 --> 00:19:52,022 Okay, everybody. 382 00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:56,111 And now we are going to sing traditional Hachmaki Christmas song. 383 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,515 "Deck the halls". 384 00:19:57,516 --> 00:20:00,480 - Oh, we love that song. - Yeah. 385 00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:03,173 Deck the halls with slimy eels. 386 00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:05,757 Fa la la la la la la la la. 387 00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,439 Ride the yak until it squeals. 388 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,109 Fa la la la la la la la la. 389 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,799 Camels snorting, sand crabs scratching. 390 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,013 Fa la la la la la. Fa la la. 391 00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:18,900 Come on. You know the words. 392 00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:22,261 Uh, no. We really don't. 393 00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:26,035 [Humming "deck the halls"] 394 00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:29,614 Bobby, I just wanted to let you know, you were pretty impressive out there. 395 00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:30,716 Yeah. 396 00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:32,818 Out where? 397 00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:35,587 Well, the fight in Santa's Village. Yo, you kicked some butt, Bobby. 398 00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:36,519 - Totally. - Yeah. 399 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,691 I don't know what you're talking about. 400 00:20:38,692 --> 00:20:40,249 I spent the last half hour, 401 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:44,246 trying to unwedge myself from the toilet bowl in the dojo. 402 00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:47,865 Did you know there's no seat on your potty? 403 00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:51,359 Wait, if you didn't help us during the fight, then who did? 404 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,420 [Sleigh bells ringing] 405 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,456 - Nah. - No way. 406 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,576 Couldn't be. 407 00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:01,678 [Gasps] It was! 408 00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,814 I got my Betty Ballerina! 409 00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:05,582 I got my doll! 410 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,484 Do you see? I got my doll! 411 00:21:07,485 --> 00:21:10,125 I got my doll! 412 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:14,379 Kickin' it with you! 413 00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:18,899 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 414 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,076 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 415 00:21:21,077 --> 00:21:23,117 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 416 00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:26,267 And a happy new year. 417 00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:30,521 From our kickin' it family to yours, we wish you a great holiday season. 418 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,205 Snowball fight! 419 00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:34,699 [All cheering] 420 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:38,298 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 421 00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:44,199 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend.